If You're Happy And You Know It Clap Your...What?

March 2012:

My mom was on her own with Mack last night for about an hour. By the time my sister got home, my mom was so flustered. This is my mom's side of the story:

Mama Chan: I was so confused during dinner. Mackenzie was emotionless. Nothing! She just stared off into space! And I thought, oh my gosh, she's tired! So I put her to bed. It really freaked me out.
Me: What time was that?
Mama Chan: 6:20 (Mack goes to bed at 7:30)
Me: Why didn't you just finish feeding her dinner?
Mama Chan: Because she just spat everything out! She didn't want any. 
Me: Did you try singing to her? You know how she loves us to sing during dinner.
Mama Chan: I didn't know any songs?
My sister: What do you mean? You used to sing to us all the time!
Me: What about "If you're happy and you know if clap your hands"? She loves that one!
Mama Chan: I started singing that song, then I forgot the words!
Me, Bryan, and Kelly: What? How can you forget the words? There's only like 2 lines!


And that's my mom. She freaked out because Mack was "emotionless" during dinner and she forgot the lyrics to the simplest song in the world.

This is why we love Mama Chan.